Erica needs

saw this on a friend's blog and I thought it was funny...

the directions:
type in your name and the word "needs" in quotes ("tim needs”) into your favorite search engine (i guess this is the p.c. way of saying "google"?) and see what comes up. list the first 10 and then tag 10 or more of your friends.

1. Erica needs...to be in a much better place ( I am fine where I am thank you)
2. Erica needs...A F@#%@#$ Boyfriend!!!! (I had to bleep that one out)
3. Erica needs...all the help and all the heroes she can get (thats the truth!)
4. Erica needs...a story that doesn’t involve her screaming or threatening people. (hah!)
5. Erica needs...to travel to England to recover gold owed to her family (ok mate)
6. Erica needs...a reality check!
7. Erica needs... to work for it just like every one else. (ok...)
8. Erica needs... to be able to feel proud of Todd and the work he's done. (haha this must be talking about you Todd =P.. I am very proud of you cuz!)
9. Erica needs...help (again... so true)
10. Erica needs...money for the following: $6000 Emergency Vitrectomy Surgery $2000 After Care $1000 Living expenses for the two months she’ll be laid up (haha...had to google that one to find out what that is... turns out eye surgery)

Thought those were funny...

so, friends, what do YOU need?